Welcome to my crazy life!



I’m the Pale Gay. Obviously I’m a limp wrist, fashion forward, cock-loving man. However, I’m not what all the skeptics think. I’m intelligent, I am strong, and I am independent. Although I want more than anything to marry my partner, I don’t need your approval of my right to marry to be happy. So, with all that being said,


Honestly, I don’t know what to tell you this blog will be about. It’s gonna differ post-to-post. However, what I can tell you is that I am uncensored. One day you can expect a post on how inspirational my partner is, and the next day a post on big ‘ol donkey dicks.

I love fashion, I love men, I love Starbucks, and I love life.

Welcome to the shit show!